The ProStar 2–Way OLED Car Alarm Remote has got to be the ultimate car geek toy. Not just a remote alarm, oh no. This puppy sports more funkadelic features than the KITT car herself. To whit:

• proximity and touch unlock/lock
• cabin temperature check
• door/trunk/hood opening sensors
• driver paging (someone is trying to steal me…)
• remote engine start/starter kill
• timed engine start
• window tap PIN lock/unlock
• 10Amp Siren alarm option

You can pick up the whole kit for $285.00. Oh and did we mention you can also plunk down $50.00 for a Watchcon wristwatch remote unit, just in case you can’t be bothered to carry around the main system?